Southern Life in the Southern Pines

Southern Life in the Southern Pines

Once you get south of the Mason Dixon Line in America, the soil gets sandy in places and the pines grow wild, waiting to be turned into paper. It is a Southern tradition to go hunting in the pines, and partying. These young Southerners are following their heritage. Guess the state. This photo was taken by mywonderlandphotography.com.

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Southern Lovin- American Comedy Show

Southern Lovin- American Comedy Show

The Stuarts from Ashdown Arkansas. She’s Colombian and he’s a Dixie boy through and through. Every weekday on http://www.i-netradio.com at 11 AM and 6 PM South Carolina time. They are the wackiest and zaniest couple on the radio! Southern Lovin!!

Southern Life- Southern Jokes

Southern Life- Southern Jokes.

 

  1. He’s so dumb he couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel.
  2. She could start an argument in an empty house.
  3. He’s about as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
  4. His elevator don’t go all the way to the top. He’s one fry short of a Happy Meal. Or, as my grandma used to say, “He don’t got all what belongs to him.” All taken to mean, “He/She is crazy.”
  5. She’s so tall if she fell down she’d be halfway home.
  6. It’s hotter than a billy goat’s ass in a pepper patch.
  7. I feel like i’ve been rode hard and hung up dry. (When one feels exhausted or otherwise worn down.)
  8. That makes about as much sense as tits on a bull. (Note: ‘Bull’ can be substituted for almost anything, including inanimate objects. ‘Tits on a bicycle’, etc.)
  9. She was busier than a cat buryin’ sh– on a marble floor.
  10. I bought it for a song and you can sing it yourself. (Used to describe something that is/was extremely cheap.)
  11. Southern Life on Southern Lovin every weekday on WWW.I-NETRADIO.COM at 11 AM and 6 PM Miami time

Southern Life- Southern Jokes

Southern Life- Southern Jokes

Southern Life Jokes

He’s so dumb he couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel.
She could start an argument in an empty house.
He’s about as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
His elevator don’t go all the way to the top. He’s one fry short of a Happy Meal. Or, as my grandma used to say, “He don’t got all what belongs to him.” All taken to mean, “He/She is crazy.”
She’s so tall if she fell down she’d be halfway home.
It’s hotter than a billy goat’s ass in a pepper patch.
I feel like i’ve been rode hard and hung up dry. (When one feels exhausted or otherwise worn down.)
That makes about as much sense as tits on a bull. (Note: ‘Bull’ can be substituted for almost anything, including inanimate objects. ‘Tits on a bicycle’, etc.)
She was busier than a cat buryin’ sh– on a marble floor.
I bought it for a song and you can sing it yourself. (Used to describe something that is/was extremely cheap.)

Southern Lovin is the best show about southern life on radio today. Jeb and Corey Stuart are the wildest, wackiest, zaniest couple from Ashdown Arkansas. On I-NETRADIO.COM at 11 AM and 6 PM every weekday Miami time

Funny Times in the South

Funny Times in the South

WWW.I-NETRADIO.COM Wed. Thurs. Fri. July 31 Aug 1,2, “Southern Lovin” bringing you the zaniest, wackiest and funniest couple from Ashdown Arkansas in America’s South. Jeb and Corey Stuart.The land of Dixie 11 AM and 6 PM South Carolina time

Domestic Life in Southern America!!!!

Domestic Life in Southern America!!!!

http://WWW.I-NETRADIO.COM Wed. Thurs. Fri. July 31 Aug 1,2, “Southern Lovin” bringing you the zaniest, wackiest and funniest couple from Ashdown Arkansas in America’s South. Jeb and Corey Stuart.The land of Dixie 11 AM and 6 PM South Carolina time

I-NETRADIO.COM’s Katya Belinsky Artist Politico

I-NETRADIO.COM's Katya Belinsky Artist Politico

Katya Belinsky is a great artist and a great political commentator

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